#’i have a very serious proposal ms. lux. how would you feel about accompanying me to a tea party later?’ #’perfect my hotel room at 6 i’ll bring the watercress sammies you bring your cute self’ (x)
i hate everything about this human being. therefore, one day we will be wed.
tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
oh my god my blog is now complete
Oops.
BAM
HAHAHHA XD her face is like “Pffff i cant hold my laugh”
She’s like flipping her hair when she says it.
teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
me: sorry.
parents: you don't appreciate anything.
me: sorry.
friends: you're too depressing.
me: sorry.
ex: i never could really love you.
me: sorry.
mother: have you gained weight?
me: i don't know, sorry..
everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
me: sorry....
